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Meet the Two Woke Staffers Behind Gavin Newsom’s Tweets—Exactly What You’d Expect (Photos)

California’s slick-haired governor loves to pretend he’s the sharp-tongued, edgy progressive warrior online. But now the mask has slipped—and the internet is howling. Turns out Gavin Newsom isn’t firing off those tweets himself. His “voice” is actually being crafted by a pair of staffers who look like they were plucked straight out of a DEI training seminar.

Meet Camille Zapata and Izzy Gardon—the duo behind Newsom’s new online persona. Zapata proudly describes herself as a “queer woman of color,” while Gardon is her partner-in-spin. Together, they pump out the snarky posts, pre-packaged memes, and carefully worded “clapbacks” that Newsom pretends are his own.

Photos of Newsom’s X-posting dream team here:


It’s the perfect picture of modern Democrat politics: a governor who wrecked California with crime, homelessness, and high taxes while outsourcing his “authenticity” to a couple of staffers whose main credential is checking the right diversity boxes.

The revelation blew up on social media after photos of the duo surfaced, with critics joking that the governor’s tweets read exactly like they came out of a progressive college seminar room. From climate hysteria to “equity” lectures, the canned talking points suddenly make a lot more sense.

Instead of focusing on fixing the collapsing state he governs, Newsom is playing influencer—except even that gig has been farmed out to staff. The DEI duo cranks out the content, Gavin hits “post,” and Californians are left wondering why their streets look like war zones while their governor is acting like a wannabe TikTok star.

It’s peak Democrat theater: fake authenticity, fake outrage, and a fake online persona built by handlers. No wonder his Twitter feed reads like a parody of itself.

Michelle M.

Michelle is an American conservative author she is committed to the constitutional principles of individual freedom, economic liberty, limited government, personal responsibility, and traditional values. She is a libertarian and provocateur who believes in freedom and liberty for all Americans. As a passionate journalist, she works relentlessly to uncover the corruption happening in Washington, while exposing politicians and individuals who wish to do us harm.

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Trumpsux
Trumpsux
11 months ago

Hilarious how you guys say things arent about race but when people tweet exactly like Trump does trolling you guys, the only thing you can say is “GUESS WHAT GUYS, THEY ARENT WHITE!”

Chris
Chris
11 months ago

It comes across stupid because it mimics the president’ twitter style. That’s the whole point. It calls attention to how asinine and stupid looking our president’s post are. Although, they do read better than this piece of crap article you have written.

If you bother to look up either, they have plenty of experience and credentials and don’t just “check the right diversity boxes”.

I’d say if this slop article is any evidence, you’re the DEI hire.

Merritt Fernsby
Merritt Fernsby
11 months ago

Ok, who’s surprised? I’m sure not.

cbvand
cbvand
11 months ago

A Pee Wee Herman wannabee.

Marcus Payne
Marcus Payne
10 months ago

In 15 years that female will look like a potato that has been in a fridge drawer for 3 years. A cross between a half-breed indian and a spic.

LongTimeTexan
LongTimeTexan
10 months ago

Gavin Newscum is a vile, lying, crooked, cheating, rat snake-oil salesman. Never believe a word that comes out of that douche-bags mouth.

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