Video: CNN Accidentally Creates the Most Epic Image in Cable News History Covering DOGE Analyst ‘Big Balls’
In a recent segment, CNN attempted to cast doubt on the credibility of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) by focusing on 19-year-old staffer Edward Coristine, who previously used the online moniker “Big Balls.”
Instead of addressing the substantive work DOGE is undertaking to streamline government operations, CNN fixated on Coristine’s youthful online alias. This approach seems more like a distraction than meaningful journalism.
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Hang it in the Louvre
The chyron. The faces they’re making. It’s all perfect
It’s worth noting that Coristine, despite his age, has demonstrated significant initiative. He founded multiple companies, including Tesla.Sexy LLC, which manages various web domains.
While CNN and other mainstream outlets focus on trivialities, DOGE, under the leadership of Elon Musk, is making strides in reducing government inefficiency. The department’s efforts have already led to significant cost savings and a more streamlined federal bureaucracy.
It’s time to recognize the real work being done to benefit the American people, rather than getting sidetracked by inconsequential details.

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the kid did more in his first 16 years of life than all these sorry wretches will accomplish their entire lives.
they know this too which is why they are so bitter at him.
This guy is right up Elon’s hiring alley, he’s clearly a genius and exactly the sort of one needed in the D.O.G.E.