It’s already an old trope to say if Hunter Biden’s last name were Trump, he’d be going away for a long, long time. But that doesn’t mean it isn’t true. It’s good to be a Biden.
Bidens get paid millions upon millions of dollars for things that other mortals cannot begin to figure out. You need not provide any known good or service, yet wires from overseas come rolling in like the spring rains. All it takes is the name and an LLC, or perhaps a few dozen.
If it’s good to be a Biden, it’s even better to be Hunter Biden. Industries in which you have no knowledge or experience start throwing high-paying jobs your way for reasons known only to them. Women, some of whom you don’t even have to pay, throw themselves at you. Drugs are plentiful and hardly a crime. Gun laws are more suggestions than anything else. Even as your father calls for curtailing innocent people’s Second Amendment rights, you can commit a felony by lying on your federal firearms forms, and you’ll get off with a slap on the wrist.
If you’re Hunter Biden, you don’t even have to file taxes, let alone pay them. It’s a pretty sweet deal – millions in income without the hassle of Uncle Sam taking a cut.
Sure, that doesn’t last forever. You can’t skip taxes permanently without someone noticing. But when you are caught, jail time is taken off the table, and a Hollywood lawyer steps up to foot the reported $2 million bill.
And those child support payments? Don’t worry about it. Joe is backing up Hunter in publicly denying the existence of his seventh grandchild. Hunter, meanwhile, has managed to cut his child support payment by 75 percent — from $20,000 per month to $5,000.
We have to say that if you’re a Biden kid you will always ignore the law!
That’s why last night when Biden was asked a rhetorical question by a Black woman in the audience he accidentally revealed the truth and tried to make a joke out of it!
A black woman asks Biden: “What advice would you give me if I were pulled over?”
Biden: “If you were my daughter, you’d be caucasian and you wouldn’t be pulled over.”
That’s why it is good to be a Biden you can always reveal the truth but make it sounds like a joke while your family is using our taxpayer’s money and our country’s strength to make even more money.
With videos like the one above Biden just reveal that he’s racist and his kids can never be touched by the law!
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