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AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT, A JIHADIST, & DONALD TRUMP ARE WALKING DOWN A BEACH …

You don’t need a genie to send all the trash out of this country. All you need is Trump!!

An illegal immigrant, a radical Muslim Jihadist, and Donald Trump were walking together on a beach in Florida when the illegal stumbled over a bottle in the sand.

He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a genie appeared.

“I can only grant three wishes,” the genie said. “Since there are three of you, you may have a wish each.”

Pointing at the illegal immigrant, he said, “Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish.”

The illegal immigrant said, “This country is racist against my people! I wish to take every illegal immigrant back to their homeland where we can finally be happy and live in peace!”

The genie clapped his hand and the illegal immigrant was transported to his homeland along with millions of “his” people.

Turning to the Jihadist, the genie asked, “And what is your wish?”

The radical Muslim Jihadist said, “This country is bigoted against those who practice Sharia Law! I wish to take all of my people away from this horrible place loaded with infidels so we can live in a theocracy in Islamic countries and serve Allah.”

This genie clapped his hands and the jihadist, along with every other Radical Muslim in the country, was instantly transported to the Middle East.

Turning to Donald Trump, the genie asked, “And what is your wish?”

Trump looked around at the empty beach, smiled, and said, “Just give me a Coke. It doesn’t get any better than this!”

Too bad it’s only a joke and not the truth!

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Michelle M.

Michelle is an American conservative author she is committed to the constitutional principles of individual freedom, economic liberty, limited government, personal responsibility, and traditional values. She is a libertarian and provocateur who believes in freedom and liberty for all Americans. As a passionate journalist, she works relentlessly to uncover the corruption happening in Washington, while exposing politicians and individuals who wish to do us harm.

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DAVE Davis
DAVE Davis
6 years ago

WONDERFUL JOKE !

Carl
Carl
1 year ago

It really doesn’t get any better, does it? Oh yes, it does. What about including the members of the PARTY OF SLAVERY–DEMOCRATS?
The genie asks the Democrats, “And what is your wish?”
The Democrats answer, “We’d like to live in peace in the safety of the confines of Chicago.” But before the genie can clap, a voice yells from the back of the crowd. “No! Wait! There isn’t any peace and certainly no safety in Chicago. Make that San Francisco!” Another voice, “No! No! We can’t afford to live there. Make it New York!” Yet even another voice shouts, “Nooooo! Not that sheet hole!” And on and on it goes. Finally, the genie looks at his watch and says, “Gotta bounce! When you guys have it figured out, call me.”